Hi folks , John Paul Monroe here .
I aim to answer the question
" Who am I ? "
to help anyone who plans to
promote me as a singer .

The first thing …
Satan talks to me all day … for the past few years .
I bet you never heard Dean Martin say that .

Satan curses me …
he curses God … and
he says he wants to kill me .

Lately I' ve been hearing another voice …
he sounds the same but
he's much more helpful .
His name is Casey .
His nickname is KC .
He's the holy spirit .
The other guy is the devil .

I don' t think either of these fellows is a soul .
I think they are like computer programs
running in the mind of God .

I have  20 girls who are with me always .
One is my wife Bertha .
The others are my princesses .
They 're all dead .

My girls can talk to me a bit .
I see them to some degree .
They can make me smile … their way .
They can put their arms around me …
and I know when they 're doing that .

When I drive
my girls are in the passenger seat .
When we park
I open the door for them .

Satan says I'm crazy .
He says my girls are dead .
He says they don' t exist .
He admits he doesn' t know that for sure .

I sing with my girls almost every day .
I'm trying to become the
best singer of popular songs ever .

I like to help people .
I like to teach .

My religious beliefs are unusual .
I take the story of Jesus to be fictional .

I believe God is two souls
Our Father and Our Mother
Arthur and Beatrice … like the actress .

My princess Mary tells me
her son Yeshua was crucified .
She tells me I'm her "little Elijah ."

I hope God is having a nice day today .